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Monisawa

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Here comes your majesty--*walmart

Here Comes Your Majesty
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Walking forward, people stop and stare,
What possibly could be going on there?
A long line of chics, following a hen,
waddling in succession, the hen seems to grin.
The red carpet rolled across the floor,
awes from associates cross the sales- floor.
"I must admit and it seems to me,
this store is as fine as any store could ever be."
Of course he didn't mention, the 3-days before,
where he announced his comming to meet.
Hours of overtime and undued stress,
fills each associates chest.
Sweat dripping and stress rising and dust filling the air,
they all wished the hen had never been there.

Sparkling and gleaming the ground seems to shine,
all the shelves and merchendise stacked in line.
Everything is perfect, not a thing out of place,
except for the chics clustered, all in one space.
Setting a crown on the hens pointy head,
nothing is ever, to him said.
"This is all wrong and this is my way,
don't waste my time, I haven't come here to play;
your stockmen are lazy, your casiers not kind,
this endcap is too empty, like the place in your mind.
This sighn is not right ,
these prices are too low,
cut more of the hours, it will never show.
Risers  are evil, change them right now,"
and during this all, the chics kneel and bow.
"Bring out the Christmas, and finish halloween;
Thanksgiving is coming, so lets get it going,
so it will be bright, shining and beaming."
What in this story could possibly be wrong,
it is the associates who end, singing the song:
"Work all day and work all night, never will anything, ever be right. 
Pay is to low, labor to high, when hens come, I just want him to fry."'
THE END
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Whew... I want to say right off, pay is not that bad and the labor level is usually pretty stable... except when Regional managers come...(Hens).   I really don't understand the process of visiting stores and announceing your coming.  You can't help them with what needs helped if managers have time to fix and cover it up.

If you hadn't guessed, this Wednesday September 8, 2004, we have our regional coming and stress is already rising, even for me, especially for me.  Christmas is set  and Halloween is supposed to be set by Wednesday...don't see it happening.  Stationary, back to school, is filling up all the spaces where candy would go and 1/2 of the clearances last isle is taking up the last part of their modular.   Merchendise to fill the clearance shelves keeps flowing in and in...

Sooo life is fun.  The stockmen and unloaders are both getting really messed over.  Noone is being hired and the ICS have to keep filling in the gaps and I keep getting CLEARANCE WHEN THERE IS NO ROOM!

I love life right now, college for me is stressing...finally.  The old concept of "For every lecture hour, you need to spend 2-3 hours on homework and studying" well I think it is getting close for me.   I am really glad I took only 3 classes.  Poor Jeremy....18 credit hours of classes...I only have 7.  Of course you have a more developed brain then I do and you can take on THE VERY POWERS OF DARKNESS!!!  SFX: Lightning and thunder in the background.  I'm glad your doing something usefull with your life...hopefully soon, me too.

Hope you noticed that my grammer and structures of everthing IS in fact improving... I have a super awsome eglish teacher.  I don't think I have ever had someone like her, a real college teacher, though she is teaching English 30.  She actually has two masters and is extremely inteligent.  She is very strict and expects the best out of us, and she will know if we are not giving our all....AUGH

BTW jeremy, I need the password and username for our server :
65.28.92.189
If you don't have it, that will be ok;  I am actually enjoying using my bbs Oekaki...you should look at it, I have some new drawings.

http://jerbl.com/verganol/translation/

Anyway, I have talked WAY to long and if anyone has read this far, well congradulations...you get a door prize...a pat on your back by yourself!!!
Thanks
mike

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Reythak

Member

Re: Here comes your majesty--*walmart

very nice, i feel the same at Savers, cept there are times that they don't announce that they're coming, but most big visits they do, and it seems the manager always wants to roll the red carpet out, and fix everything, though there most of the time is nothing to fix, but anyway, tis all kewl, nice poem. very nice.

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Guest

Member

Re: Here comes your majesty--*walmart

hey, question, are you related to sakura, you write in a similar style.  kinda cool, really like it, wal-mart must be something else

Sakura

Member

Re: Here comes your majesty--*walmart

I might be  and maybe not.  Maybe we just seem to be related to the same brother. hahahaha. I love writing when i have the time. but i never seem to finish it. hahaha. Soon to come is a story that i wrote with my friend during Spanish. hahaha. But i don't have enough time today.                     

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