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Parking Violation - April 17th, 2006

I have always found that with my current job, I tend to notice a plethora of people that can?t drive worth anything. Countless people try to kill me everyday, and they really couldn?t care any less. I find the complete disrespect for such an awesome responsiblility a little disconcerting, but I digress, here is a fake parking violation that someone dreamed up, I seem to remember seeing something like this before. Perhaps someday I will look it up on google.

This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you would receive two. Because of your Bull Headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you have taken enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat and a safari of pygmies from the African interior. The reason for giving you this is so that in the future you may think of someone else, other than yourself. Besides I don?t like domineering, egotistical or simple minded drivers and you probably fit into one of these categories.

I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the expressway at about 4:30 p.m.). Also may the Fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

WITH MY COMPLIMENTS

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