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#1 2006-07-18 03:39:24

26 Things to do in an elevator

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on


the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8) Move your desk
into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on,

ask if they have an appointment.

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their
aura.


17) Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

1Cool Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.


25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"


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#2 2006-07-23 18:20:26

Sakura
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Re: 26 Things to do in an elevator

These are great where did you find them


Mostly everyone in the church is leaving Missery to join those Utards. Dang it.

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#3 2006-07-23 22:18:05

Re: 26 Things to do in an elevator

They were from an old e-mail I had, actually!


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#4 2006-07-24 11:10:20

Sakura
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Re: 26 Things to do in an elevator

Oh cool I wonder why i didn't get that e-mail. I seem to always get weird things from my friends, maybe it was labeled something else so i deleted it. Who knows?


Mostly everyone in the church is leaving Missery to join those Utards. Dang it.

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#5 2006-07-28 04:46:15

Re: 26 Things to do in an elevator

Maybe! I get weird things from my friends, too, but I don't check my e-mail all to often, except for my seraphimmoonshadow account.


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